muhahaha (the poetic harassment continues)

adhigadhigo chettu
aa chettu kinda vudhi oka chinna kottu
aa kottulo vundhoka lady with a pedda bottu
aa kottulo konnanoka jeedi pattu
tinesi dabbulu eggottu
paripothundaga tagilindoka mettu
bokkarborla paddanu on the gattu
padagane arisaanu oh! shittu
virigindhi naa chethi manikattu
daaniki kattaru pedda kattu
deeniki 1000 rupees haam phattu
ee story title rupaayi eggottu
veyyi rupayalaki bokka pettu!!



choosava maa kottha tv
konnanu on the korika of my kaaboye biwi
oka channel lo vasthundhi match of kiwi
inkoka daantlo coming movie review of jeevi
inko news channel lo speech of ex-PM PV
maroka daanlto running is a movie
of all time mega star chiranjeevi
chinnapatnunchi choosanu gantalu gantalu ee tv
ippudu raasukotaaniki emi ledhu in my CV
kaani i still love u my dear TV
endukante lekapothe ee TV
bore kotti raasevaadini avi ivi
and aipoyevaadini oka picchi kavi
and janalu eggs viserevaaru on me
i am grateful to you my dearest TV.

Hyderabad blasts....

dudes... sry for continuing my poetic harassment.... but still just seen a few videos and can't help writing something...

emi saadhichaarayya meeru?
rendu baambulu pelchi
nalabhai praanalu pottana pettukuni
emi saadhichaarayya meeru?
kula matha bedhaalu lekundaa
40 mandini swarga rahithulani chesaroi
entho goppa varayya meeru
ennenni sokaalu, ennenni vishaadaalu
inkenno aavedanalu, aarataalu
annitini vaari kutumbaalaku
mitrulaku sontham chesi
vari pranalanu matrame teesukupoyaaru
entha dayahrudayulayya meeru
ninna navvukunna navvulu
nedu lekundaa chesi
jeevitham lonchi anadanni maatram teesesi
anubhavalani varidaggare vadilesi
jeevatchavalla bratakamani
valla kutumbalaki prana bhiksha pettare
mee visaala manasulaku naa padabhi vandanamulu
meeke teliyani mee asayalakosam
ardham kooda teliyani poratam ane padam kosam
mee goppa nayakula maata kosam
asayalu alochanalu kaligi
anthaku minchi acharinchagala satta vunna veerini choosi
endukayya meekintha kullu
nedu nalabhai mandini champaaru
repu naalugu vandala mandini champuthaaru
ee desam lo janalaku karuvu ledhu
mee raktha dahaniki anthu ledhu
samanya manavuniki prasanthamaina jeevam ledhu
naa gurinchi meeremi dukhinchanakkarledhu
nenu kooda meelantivaadine
naakemi nastam vatillaledayya
naa bandhuvulu, snehithulu andaru kshemam
araganta mundu okathanu vacchesaadu
inkokaru akkadiki vellane vellaledhu
mee laaga anandam tho kerithalu veyyakunna
anandamgaane vunnanu.. naakemi kaaledhu kadha
naa aasayaalu naaku vunnayi
adhi chaalu naaku, verevaaru emaipothe naakenti
mana ee alochana vidhaaniki naa astanga danda pranamamu
saadhichaarayya saadhinchaaru
otti maatalu matrame kaavu maavi
ani meeru niroopinchukunnaru
mee asayalaku, anthaku minchi
mee asaya acharanaku, daaniki minchi
mee acharana vidhaananiki
naa joharlu!! johar!!

Good old days are back in more than one way

After trying harder and harder to get used to the so-called "new system" it's the same age-old process of late-realisation that's happening right now. DAIICT and IMT hardly had any differences. If we put aside the difference in names, ownership (one by sp supporter anil ambani while the other was managed by commerce minister and UPA candidate kamal nath) and location, not much is different in both. Here are a few similarities
Age of empires: huh! back to good old days of taking goths and attacking enemy in fuedal age with towers.. yet to have the loooooong discussions.
Counter strike: no snakey, no 7odd, so tusstop rulezzz here.. no one can escape his deadly "drag-snipe" (term borrowed from snakey)
footbal: finally there is a place which recognizes me as their first choice goalkeeper...poor guys... donno abt our penalty shootout missing abilities
food: brijwasi has something to cheer about that there exists another place in this world which serves badder food that brijwasi... but these guys provide unlimited chicken and hence managed to be at par with brijwasi in overall ratings
rooms: same old story wherein my roomie never stays in the room and i move about in other rooms.
free time: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year... free!! free!!! free!!!!

puneet sri sri mahaprasthaanam khonnie :P

statutory warning: ONLY people with knowledge of telugu may proceed further... Strong literature admirers (like KTR etc.,) and others may proceed at their own risk...
original link:
http://www.eenadu.net/sahithyam/display.asp?url=prasthanam.htm
above is the link of mahaprasthanam by mahanubhaavudu sri sri

below is my khoonied version: :P

talavanchuku raasthunnava nestam
selavantoo ee classni vadili
kalaposhana konasagakapoga
mba chaduvu baruvu baruvu kaaga
atu choosthe, itu choosthe evaroo
chiru navvu, cheyootha ivvaka
andariki chaduvu dhyasa, aasayala ghosha
neee sukumaarapu hrudayaniki gayam chesthe
atu pothe, itu pothe antha
andari kallallo lakshyalani choosi
nee okkadike levana vedanatho, baadhalatho
vekki vekki edusthoo raasthunnava, nestham!
chaduvula purugulu mesale ee
dushta lokam lo nilabadaleka
siggutho taladinchukni raasthunnava, nestham!
chirunavvulanevi ika levani talasthoo
adugaduguna ponchi vunde
aneka quizzulatho
answerlu teliyani questionlu pette
okkokka professor latho nindina
ee dusta samrajyam loki
denni vetukkuntoo vellavoi, nestham!
entha anyayamaipoyaavoi, nestham!
enni aasalu nee meeda pettukuni
enni kalalu nee gurinchi kani
anne tannesaava nestham!
entha daarunam chesavayya nestham!
B-wing corridor lo manam inkaa
ninna kaaka monna maatladuthunnatte vundhi...
SAC groundni
kalakala laadinchina nee aata
kanapadakunda karigipoyindhaa inthatlone
Gandhinagar veedhullona manam
udayam sooryudu vacche daaka tiragatam
gnapakam vunda?
Mess pakkana godugula kinda manam
annee chicken biryanilenaa tindhi?
CAT ye samasthamu anukuni
tindi, aata leka
ekkada vunnamo, ekkadaki pothamo teliyani
aavesamtho,
chukkalalo choosthoo sollu koduthoo
GRE raasukuntananna ninnu
rekkapatti nilabetti lokam
ennenni mockcat lu raapinchi
ennenni dushphalithaalu choopinchi
aasalaku teralanu, kalalaku pogalanu kappi
sapinchindho, sikshinchindo manalni
tudaku ninnu visha valayam loniki laagi,
nidraku samayamu lekundaa chesi,
kanneellanu, aananda baashpalu gaa talimpajesi
gundello guggillapu dhoomamvesi
manasuni prasnalatho nimpi
talachukunnappudalla,
tanuvulo, manasulo
ari veera bhayamkara
bhavishyatthunni kallakkattinattu coospisthoo
ekkadaku vellipaddavayya nuvvu
entha mosapoyaavayya nuvvu
evaru dukhincharule nestham! nee jeevitham lo aanandam pothe
edho nenu, aaruguru snehithulu tappa
library addalu viragakundaane vunnayi!
classullo cheppe paatalu
sajaavugaane saaguthunnayi!
presentationla samayamlo evaroo
choodanu kooda choodarule nee vaipu!
evari panulalo vallu
evari tondaralo vallu
evariki kavali nestham!
emaipothenem nuvvu!
evvaroo nee anandam gurinchi aalochinchadamledhule!
evariki kavali nestham!
kaagitham meeda raasina kavithalu karuvaithe
kanapadani vottidi ninnu kabalisthe
andani gradelu ninnu mantristhe! niyantristhe!
evariki kaavali nee aanadam!
emaipothenem nuvvu!
maa BC classki mottam hazaru!
maa chaduvu memu chadvukuntunnamu
maa kalaposhananku sidhilaalu migilaayi
maa chetilona pustakala vale!
mammalni nuvvu polchukolevule nestham!
ledhu nestham, ledhu!
nee prabhavam mammalni vadalaledhu
nirutsahanni jayinchatam
aanandallo viharinchatam
neevallane nerchukunnamu!!
parikshala dobbudu maaku telusu
bhayam ledhule ainappatiki
naa gradele oka udaharana
naa jeevithame oka oravadi!
ninna modalettina poratam
nedu konasaaginchaka tappatledhu!
kaavuna ee niraasa samayamlo
ee kavithanu pooristhunnanu!
ikkada koorchuni nenu
ivaala kavithalu raasthunnanu
andulo ee raasthunna ee satyam
aalochinchu nestham!
ilaa choodu nee bhavishyatthu
idhe naa maha prasthaanam!

The good, The bad and The ugly

It's been 15 days at IMT and this is puneet reading out the first fortnight report..
The good:
- colors: Lots and lots of them. I'm literally blindfolded especially after spending four years in darkness at daiict. Life is full or colors but not so colorful(i'll come to that later).
- football: Finally a football ground where my kick crosses the half way mark (the ground is only half thee actual ground), and yeah... the usual "unnecessary dives" :P and stuff...it's good!
- classrooms: yes, you read it right. But hold on! it's just the classrooms, and when i say classrooms it's only the room and nothing else.. Nice benches, cool a/c aaah...heaven??
- chicken: I can't miss this out from the list especially after having a stomach full 15 minutes back.
The bad:
-colors: As i've already said, there are lots and lots of them and it's difficult to choose. Even though u've chosen one there are just too many males with an aesthetic sense that every color is liked by n. it's a 1:n or rather m:n relationship and you need to know normalisation and all to break it up to 1:1... I'm poor at that (Especially after a dry stint at daiict)
- football: Just days before my last days in college, as usual gone for a dive and this time injured mah shoulder. The injury still haunts even after 2 months. So caught up in a dilemma whether to play or not.
- classrooms: You've to be on time and u can't sleep in a air-conditioned room. What crap! then what for are the a/c's??
-chicken: The peices are too big and u've too lil time to choose gud ones as a big line would be snaring at you as u try to avoid the neck pieces, bones and all that stuff.
The ugly:
-colors: With lot of difficulty chose some of the colors and tried normalising them. But....
yeah! that's what is called as "shit happens, and it always happens with me"
-football: you're up 6-2 and loose the match 6-7...gosh! even then who cares. More importantly, what's the purpose of playing football yaar... look at buffon or ashley cole! they've got sexiest of the gals with them... But look at me... pcccccccccch
-classrooms: As i go to the class at 8:31 it's only the first benches that are empty. people come at 8 to book a place in last bench. At early morning 8:30 u've to stay awake and be attentive in a class? i can't even imagine that.
- chicken: While veggies are having great time, people like me who are pure non-veggies have meals only 2 times per week..am starving!! other b-schools like iim-l are having non-veg 6 days a week :(

Highway to Hell via Ghaziabad

After a tedious "yet another 27 hour journey" i reached the city which a few years back is leading in national crime ratings. In the heart of the city is a college that claims very incorrectly to be among the top10. Finally i reached there. It was not where i wanted to go. I always wanted to go to some other place, at least the one that's 300km from here where looney started ruling. I wanted to go wear the tag, but some how missed it and i've decided to be happy and searched for n ways of being contempt with what i've got and even conviced myself that it is "the best" i could possibly get. As they say self deception is the ultimate blunder a man could ever make and results are fast visible.
Throughout four years in daiict(which i call (m)heaven) i've done lots and lots of things. lots and lots of time spent doing absolutely nothing and it's the nothingness i call heaven. It's the daily 10 hour sleep, sunset-sunrise chatting where the mind has absolutely nothing. But things have changed. I wake up at 5:30 in the morning which i'vent done in my life. I do yoga for 1.5 hours, another first time in life thing. I come back and attend classes from 9 am to 1 in the night with 15 minute breaks. This, i am sure would never do in my life. In three days i thought of going back home and watching tv and occasionally thinking of the infy job 3 months away. But life's harsh and the harshness doesn't even end at 1 in midnight. Seniors come and knock at the doors and request to come to basketball courts. Not for us to play, but for them to play with us for minium 3 hours. They take turns and they keep going without even getting tired.
But yeah... I'm tired, vexed etc., etc.,
Will be soon back with some cheerful post(hopefully) ;)

What crap

Just logged into blogger to write something about my village which i happened to go to a day before writing this blog.
As soon as i log in thanks to the human's invulnerable ability to be highly vulnerable i fell pray to google. As soon as i logged in there was this message
"how about spending an hour or so and earn 100$"
initially i was sceptic and shouted like eric cartman
"how about u come here and ************* for 5 cents"
Then my subconcious thought without me letting know about it... 100$ oh that's 10,000 cents that's 42000 indian rupees, that's (i donno exactly) but a pretty large afghan currency... I thought of how many punugu's i can eat and how many badam paal's i can drink with such an astronomical sum and started to fill the survey uncousciously. Aftere spending nearly 30 minutes of mah really valuable "donno wat to do" time the message came "thanks for filling the form...something something"
huh........In that desperation and exasperation i have to write this as i forgot what i actually wanted to post before filling that form....

Creepy tales from ghaziabad

It's night 10'o clock in the horrorred city which once had the reputation of being the one with the highest crime rate in india. I'm sleeping in a no-star hotel with a huge 3000 in my pockets. Also there's an imt admission locked in the bag. I felt that something flashed onto my eyes and woke up in horror. What caused that flash? Did any one photograph me?(I was sleeping without my shirt and that's a rare sight even for the potpourri :P)? Are they gonna upload this on masalaboard? Is anna going to download it and put in on DC++? In a typical "find out the answers in next episode" all these questions started in my mind. I switched on the light and found out that the flash was the cry of another light starving from lack of proper power supply.
Huh! no mb, no dc, safe for now!! thought I, and went back to sleep
This time it was a thunder... The last time I have seen lighting come before thunder was during "mosagallaku mosagadu" when super star krishna defies the nature laws as he shoots from his gun which first makes a sound, followed by a flash and then the villian escapes.
But when did krishna get trasferred to Ghaziabad?? Even priya feku and idle brain didn't know that...The door was knocked again as i was still visualaising the mosagallu scene.
When i opened the door, the hotel boy ( i guessed he is he...) asked me to move to another room. That room has exactly the same backdrop which alfred hitchcock had for psycho... A room without a lock on one side, a huge window from which i could hear strange sounds and see devilish shadows.
Again the next episode questions "why did he move me to this room? will some one kidnap me (huh! that's a distant possibility for a man of any size i thot :P), will some one steal my money? or worse my imt seat? I thot, but being assured of my goal keeping abilities decided that i could with my quick reflexes would run away from being caught by the imaginary thief. So i slept, woke up a few times in the night, watched the four sides of the room, slept, woke, slept and finally was woken up by priya feku....

Puneet SRI SRI Varma

[1]
Oodindhi Oodindhi juttantha oodindhi
nuditi meeda juttu, chevulapaina juttu
Oodindhi Oodindhi juttantha oodindhi
CAT mayalo padi, XAT maikam lo padi
Oodindhi Oodindhi juttantha oodindhi
JMET kosam paritapinchi, aalochinchi, aaratinchi, apekshinchi, nireekshinchhi
akkada juttu, ikkada juttu oodindhi oodindhi antha anthaa

ayyayi ayyayii jebulanni khaalee ayyayi
naa jebu, maa ayya jebu, anna jebu,baabai jebu
ayyayi ayyayii jebulanni khaalee ayyayi
juttu kosam, batta kosam, batta leni juttu kosam, batra kosam
ayyindhi ayyindhi jebantha khaalee ayyindhi
[2]
batta netthi
mangali katthi
dimag ki batthi
bandaru kothi
kaadhedhi sutthi kanarham
[3]
raani raani vasthe raani
callul, gradul, rankul, markul
pone pone pothe poni
juttul, dabbul, timeul, sollul
kaaney kaaney aina kaaney
inkenti kaaney...naa bongu :P
andukey
pone pone pothe poni
callul, gradul, rankul, markul
raani raani vasthe raani
juttul, dabbul, timeul, sollul, girlul

U.P goes to U.P

Finally all the cattie things are over for good and the callie things are back to bang!
U.P has to go to U.P to finish of the callies. So he starts at apnu amdavad and reaches after some fast forwards to java's very own hometown shaharanpur.
Chilling cold, words freezing as they come out of the mouth!!!
Adding fuel to fire are the legendary PJ's of P_i_a_h__
A meek 40 odd kg rickshaw puller was assigned the task of dragging me and P of Pj fame to Java's house. Some how, just some how the rickshaw puller succeeded. We reached, spoke some sing language with the people in hindi (poor chaps, they knew only hindi), had a nice dinner and off we go to sleep. Next day we were sitting in a bus as we are supposed to shift our bases to haridwar. "secularism" has been something that quite confuses me. But there is this place in the way where a temple and a mosque were located side by side without even a wall seperating them...Good! india is developing i was about to think, but was surprised to see yet another spectacle. There was a biiig bridge and on one side there were all farms. I was wondering why do one want to build a bridge above farms. To sow seeds and fertilizers easily atop the bridge?? On the other side there was water. Ok... i too didn't understand what it was! May be some sort of Macro Dam-irrigation project. Finally, we reached ganga and changed history. History says that whoever takes a dip in ganga will be purified of all their sins... But lucky ganga! i took a dip in it and it was purified of all its sins :P...whatever the water was too cold to take a dip...so i just spilled 2 drops over my head, 3 over my face and retruned back... After some jajjinakari janari at the interviews am back to coll...

xx hours to go!!! (or gone?) - 2

5 hours to go(08:00 a.m): Huh! finally i had what u call "a good night's sleep" or atleast i felt so as soon as srikanth woke me up followed up by my alarm... I had a long list of things to do...
- Attend nature call (The one most important thing to do b4 CAT)
- Don't take bath (Refer prev blog "what not to do at aIIM CAT" for further details)
- Brush!!(am habituated to do that)
and yeah
- Attend nature call AGAIN (just to confirm :P)

04:30 hours to go (08:30 a.m): Had a plate wada as the South Indian Canteen person stood awestruck wondering if the whole college were writing CAT...
As a matter of fact, nearly 140/240 da-iictians are giving CAT... that's what we call "pure massing" in AOE terminology... The mass touch reached its heights as nine sumos were parked side-by-side reminding me of samarasimhareddy-2 (if at all released)...
After some formal "best-of-luck--thank yous" i got into a sumo and was waving pencils (as villians wave their swords in movies)...

04:00 hours to go(09:00 a.m): I reached the examination center which is just beside our AIMCAT home ground. The weather is nice and favourable and we are supposed to have the home ground advantage...
All of sudden the winds turned against me...nature started to show its fury against me... I got a call (no..no not from IIM'S) but from nature...
With due respect i attended it for the last time (for that day) and came back feeling fresh and confident :P

03:30 to go(09:30 a.m): Surrounded by awesome chicks, seducing bitches, gujjuless gujjus me and palakol sat on a bench singing songs, conversing in gujarathi (quite to the astonishment of the ones sitting besides us) and recalling the "supposed promises we need to keep", our village's pride and all sorts of movie stuff.

Taking one last big breath we entered the hall...

coming up on next blog...the big three hours...

xx hours to go!!! (or gone?)

15 hours to go (10:00 p.m): Cold wind that managed to squeeze through the windows tried in vain to break through my blanket defenses.

13 hours to go (12:00 p.m): 13 as they say is a bad number and all bad things are of course bad... I woke up due to some dream or some sound or some whatever...

11 hours to go (02:00 a.m): It's been nearly two hours since I have been awake and staring at the ceiling. I could hear the spiders snoring in their webs beside my bed.

9 hours to go (04:00 a.m): Huh! I somehow managed to get myself to sleep by trying to feel like how it would be if i had taken sleeping pills, by thinking of the red-dressed girl i have seen at previous AIMCAT, by trying forget about CAT and whatever technique i could think of... One of these techniques worked and I am in deep sleep now
ps: You may try to try any of the above techniques the day before CAT if u are unable to sleep...But don't forget to thank me :)

7 hours to go (06:00 a.m): Alas! the CAT paper of 2006 is leaked. Somehow it came into my dreams. I couldn't open the seal and see the questions as i was not allowed to open the paper till 10:30 next morning. So here are the instructions I was able to read.
You will be given question paper of each section (DI, quant and verbal is the order)
After 50 minutes the sectional paper will be snatched off...
"Huh! this was going to be tuf", i thought and went back to sleep...

Still 7 hours to go...But within next 7 minutes i have got to write a test... Will surely complete the remaining in less than 7 days :)

Huh.....

CAT,XAT,MAT,WAT???
will be back...but how??
either with or a bang or after being banged[:P]

Shidddd maaaan

I spelled the title right...that's how u have to pronounce what is normally "shit man"

Actually i've been forced to wait for long before writing this partly because either not enuf shit is happening or there is too much shit to choose from...
I guess now the time has come to shit abt. some shit especially after recalling the saying from our supernatural chris who once quoted
"WHAT EVER HAPPENS IN THIS WORLD...WE'RE THE ONES WHO WILL BE FACING THE SHITTY CONSEQUENCES"
those who all recite this saying thrice are eligible to be one among those mentioned in the above saying.....

so watz the shit thatz really happening
as a matter of fact...nothing.., but due to some shit happening in a shitty place, shit is still happening here with me, with the one standing beside me(sagar), and even with the man "with a saying"...chris

wondering what all this is?
ok...listen let me tell u how it all happens

Steve Irwin, "the crocodile hunter" dies in a crazy accident. No, its not a crazy accident.
The fish or some subset of "pisces" category is in a hurry to shit and this fellow Irwin stopped it in the middle to capture it on his cam...It was really pissed off and thereafter the crocodiles lived happily.
But the media persons haven't. They published news all over in all papers. And these CAT aspirants from India, most of whom haven't even seen Irwin, got interested by this article and started reading newspapers...so what happens? It's an easy guess...every one gets better marks in rc...then in AIMCAT's..people like fail to find any reason to continue with belling the CAT mission and play dota and end up getting a percentile that failed to see any rise in it's life time....
Wait! It didn't end there... since dota single players are boring, sagar plays and spectates along with me, and it has turned into a habit for him, as a result he is spectating anything and everything[:P]...one more person added into the shitted list
It's not over yet! The divine chris is a victim as well... He went to home, when he was just about to sleep, he has seen this article about Irwin. Being very kind and caring, he felt touched and went to the hall, switched on the light and started reading abt it...Then a chicken guinea mosquito which just ate chicken, had a stomach upset and went to shit in the open as it was dark, as abhay switched on the light, the mosquito felt embarrased as abhay exposed him while he was shitting in the open. The mosquito became angry and bit him, poor chris...one week and still going...
so! so...shidddddddd maaaan...

ps: This is just one out of countless number of ways in which one incident somewhere effects everyone of you and me....

What not to do at aIIM CAT

disclaimer:
All the explanations that follow are experiences of a dumb 19-year old(yeah...i'm still 19), interpreted in a dumber manner and presented in the dumbest possible way.

If you wanted to know what to do at the aIIM CAT this is not your place...
you need to consult the following persons:
king kalli
cool chaitu
chaaku chandu
supernatural chris
I can provide their contacts :)

This is the blog of what not to do before a IIM CAT...
a IIM CAT can either be AIMCAT or the actual CAT.

- Never ever take bath on that day... I have been emphasising on this point time and again but risked not to implement it at times and i paid a heavy price.
It is a general misconception that taking bath keeps u fresh...
but here are the actual effects
-- You'll have no new dress to wear after bath...so you wear something thatz more stinking than ur previous attire
-- You look smart
-- You look at other smart chicks
-- You fail to look at the DI or quant question which obviously are the ugliest things on earth
-- You will be over-fresh... Thatz a mood to party, not to attend an exam.
So never ever take a bath
(if you do so you are destined to be ruined...or that's what happened to me)

-Never try to predict your result with the help of a one-rupee coin (Better buy two solano's and enjoy them if u have a rupee left)

If you try to predict this is what happens
-- If it tosses to your choice, you will be over-confident and you'll screw up the exam
-- If it predicts doom, you obviously want to enjoy as you're destined to be doomed
Whatever, the result is you'll be screwed
Afterall, a rupee coin is the creation of some branch managed by some department of the overtly corrupt Indian Administrative system...
moral: Face the future, Never predict it...(Not atleast with a rupee coin)
(if you do so you are destined to be ruined...or that's what happened to me)

- Yet another misconception is to have a good night's sleep before the exam
-- Wrong, Wrong.. never ever do this
-- If you have had a good night's sleep before the exam, you're destined to have good dreams and you or rather me would love to be happy in the dreams rather than face the wrath of aIIM CAT...
so you tend to get back to sleep in the exam hall at the sight of the paper while at the same time if you had a bad sleep the previous night you tend to be in a hurry to finish off the paper quickly and get back to sleep...that not only tends to increase your speed but also gives a chance to fret out your frustration on the paper rather than letting the paper ra*E you...
So never sleep on a kurl-on mattress the day before
(if you do so you are destined to be ruined...or that's what happened to me)

- Never plan to make a ra*E attempt on the aIIMCAT...
after-math's:
-- You will always find something so surprising as soon as u tear off its (seal...not clothes :P) and you'll realize that an aIIMCAT can never ever be ra*Ed by men(or women for that matter)...
-- Your action will be reciprocated in such a horrible manner that your friends instead of pitying starts lauging if you narrate the incident
-- No court or human rights organisation will come forward to help you
-- If you let aIIMCAT do once, it cultivates a fetish to do "IT" again and again
moral: ************************* (sensored... but i think you got the moral)

- Last but not the least... never read my blog the day before(if you do so you are destined to be ruined...or that's what happened to me)

MY DoTa Blog

For those who are hearing this word for the first time DoTa is a non-stop battle to protect their ancients.
According to Greek Mythology
@##%@%% @#$%^^ !!(^
!@@$%)_+ !@#%%!!
huh...in short it's a computer game with the following features.

Addictive: Yes with a capital Y
Productive: eeks! what r u asking...no way
seductive: yeah, a few heroines (especially the bu*ty drow :P)
descriptive: hmmm...Yes, u can see luna channeling energy from the moon :O
imaginative: looks and feels but never sounds (don't ask me the meaning of this sentence, it's imaginative :P)
Destructive: To a greater extent, even have items to enhance damage...
For instance consider radiance, it does considerable damage to all the people who are watching DoTa.

Whatever the features of the game are, all i wanted to say through out is one sentence of wisdom that will change your life :P
Never See DoTa

ps: Those who preach doesn't follow -forgot his name

My daaash blog

The word dash in its use is not inferior to any other syllable in language except for the divine word f**k.

some of the occasions are:

- The magical word in the very second line could not be uttered with out using the dash.... the word should be read as f dash dash k or simply dash.
This accent has been popularized by our roomate whenever he wants to utter out obscenities..oops! he calls them dashes :P... and is finding global acceptance

- This word can be used to fill in the missing lyrics when lyric writers run out of words. yes, i mean when they run out of words, not lyrics
for instance there is this song in a recent movie when the lyric writer just COMPLETELY ran out...
so the lyrics of the song are
daash daash do daash dash do dash do dash do dash dash dash do dash daa daas daash do daaaash do daaaaaaaash do daaaaaaaaaaasssssssh
even this dash song has been accepted by dash audience one of whom is sitting by my side right now.

My Strange Blog

Recently i been suffering from symptoms of blog-guinea running berserk inside me.
So i opened up to write one...But oops! no ideas...
Just drained up the traces of creativity in trying to update orkut profile which obviously went in vain.
ok....now this is how i wrote this blog...
I've clicked on next blog by luizavirginia and this is the blog...i'll go on by giving a detailed explanation

Que meninazinha...
Good morning everyone

Ana Virgínia é uma criança supreendente... Está tão
I am virginia e uma the superindnte...I'll tell about my

interessante! Ontem estava na cozinha lavando umas
interests! Once upon a time i met this guy cozinha

louças ai lá vem ela... Bate na minha perna e diz... Dá
loucas alias ela... Soon we are in deep love... good

ábú!(me dá água). Fui até a geladeira enchi o copinho
heavens(great god). Once day his look alike copinho

dela e ela começou a beber. Só que ela fica só se
claimed himself as ela. So i believed him

mechendo não pára quieta ai molhou o chão. Eu disse
and gave him all my jewellary. Alas

assim: Viu nenén, você molhou o chão! Ai, sabe o que
Moral: Write new, think new! ai, ai but what the f*ck

ela fez? Fiquei besta pensando onde ela tinha aprendido
am i writing? Does this make any sense to you

isso... Pegou o tapete que fica na porta da geladeira e
readers... wondering what you have to do after wasting

começou a esfregar o chão pra limpar! Muito organizada,
time by reading such pathetic blogs! shout aloud,

ela!
oreyyyy!

chubby cheeks......(rhymes)

preludu:
Yesterday evening i was travelling in this 10n number tyred vehicle people spell as "tea are yeah eye yen"
There sat a chick (f-19-telugu) in the berth adjacent to my berth...As usual i started "thief-looks" at her...

she to me...rhyme1:
puneet, puneet
yes, my crush
staring at me
no my crush
telling lies
yes my crush
open your heart
it's you you you


I asked her:
rhyme#2:
chubby cheeks..
dimple chin...
sexy lips...
eyes have glasses..
what a figure...
Who are you?

and then evil came in the form of a middle-aged dark-complexioned, long noxed, semi-bald, pot-bellied man.
He came in and seized that seat from her as if she had been sitting on his throne...
**** that *******.

Missing the AIM @ AIMCATS

After blogging twice in a day(probably for the first time) history was not at all with me this day...

symptoms of failure in its way:
- Couldn't find the words that could rhyme with CAT(read previous blog to better understand this line)
- My mom forced to bath before going to the exam (which obviously is a baaaad omen)
- Vijayawada TIME girls are better than what i thought they would be;This point needs to be emphasized more i guess:
2 weeks ago, just 2 weeks ago two gujju beauties were sitting right in front of me and i still managed to get my flukes right at that time
but, few hours ago, just a few hours ago, a few vijayawada TIME girls sat not in front of me, but all around me...not exactly around, but ther aura spread all around me like poison...
I was attempting DI, it(the aura) was there
I was attempting QA, it was there
I was trying to attempt VA, it was there
I was trying to read the passages, it was there
I was looking at the key, it was not there
It's gone!! where...it's hid in the inner depths of my heart.
It came, It stayed and i'm conquered.
There ended the story of a king who went conquer a CAT but ended being conquered by sheer beauty...

And then i decided, i will write the next two AIMCAT'S as well in vij only :P