Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Football mania -1 (World's Bestest 11 footBallers)

After a loot of thinking, i finally came up with an undisputable team to represent the face of the earth if at all a World's cup happens....here's the team

Puffon[gk]
Miriyala Aanrey[s,c]
Sattichenko[s]
Khooney[s]
Palakolinho[s,vc]
Del Pavan[s]
Frank thampard[m]
Baillack[m]
Garlos[d]
Oboue[d]
Sitastre[d]

[s]-striker, [m]-mid-field, [d]-defense, [gk]-goal keeper, [c]-captain, [vc] - vice captain.
Fomation : 3-2-5
manager : arsene aravodu
home grnd: Any gully


*iing:
puffon(divine divers[:P] :: puneet+buffon)
miriyala aanrey (the coolses misser and finisher:: miriyala sagar + henry)
sattichenko (ultimate FAkers :: satti + schevchenko)
Khooney[s] (no need for an intro :: rooney + kreek)
Palakolinho[s] (The magicians :: ronaldinho + you know who?)
del pavan[s] (the legends :: del piero + pavan)
frank thampard[m] (fierce and deadly :: tarochimaru + frank limpie)
baillack[m] (never plays for their clubs :: bai krishna + ballack)
garlos[d] (hard hitters both::carlos + gautham)
Oboue[d] (full of injuries [:P] eboue + obuls)
sitastre[d] (the stars :: silvester + our sita)

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

SunShineSolllu (part-1-b)

name : TONDALAKI URI SIKSHA - THE TRIAL AND EXECUTION :

It took very short time for sentece the TONDA to URI SIKSHA as all the accusations were very very strong and are supported with solid proofs
here is the list:
1) being the tonda of the neighboring village this tonda is "line marring" another tonda of teenup's village about which the TA (not TA of da-iict, but tondala association) have registered a complaint and the tonda went into the same hole as this female "bomb-shell" tonda lives and there are all murmurs "it was drizzling outside at that moment and god knows what happened" and i personally have seen that tonda go into that hole.

2) there is a tradition where people perform "tondala pelli" in order to recieve rains. This tonda have convinced several people that this ritual will infact bring rain and have been accused of misutilizing the resources collected as a part of it.

Apart from these there are 17 hold the handd(cheyyi pattkunna) cases, 12 beating cases on this TONDA
and now it committed the biggest crime

by maintaining unlawful contact with the hole-world it is encouraging the hole-world to overtake the earth and hence rule the earth. when asking it's reply for this question it made a pride face and made a sound "wi"
tuneep recalled lahur teaching him wi meaning yes and that's it... it was sentenced to hang
a nice thread was taken... tied into a knot and one end of it is tied to a tree and the other end to the TONDA'S neck... and as the clock ticked to the exact location, the TONDA was hanged....and there end's teenup's story
and ppl, don't pity for it... if today u were reading this blog it is all because of the great hang... had it not been hanged our world could have been long back conquered.

SunShineSollu (part-1)

name : TONDALAKI URI SIKSHA :
ENGLISH : HANG SENTENCE FOR THE LIZARD :
of alll the people SITTING there tuneep is the ____ fellow... he doesn't even know how to spell his name. he even doesn't know his name should be spelt as teenup.
k, he starts his story first and here it goes in a typical "follow the white rabbit" style...
one day teenup and his childhood pal are sitting on the shore of the canal in his village. He had seen a coloured "tonda" (english people pronounce it lizard) and he followed it until it went into a hole. teenup is too huge to fit into the hole and so he waited outside the hole. then he recalled all the beauty Alice had seen after getting following the rabbit and waited for the "tonda" to come out and narrate what is inside. So, as soon as the "tonda" came out of the hole he caught it shouting "aaha! there you are, i got u b****". holding it firmly in his hands he asked it in a soothing tone
teenup: now tonda, what is your name
tonda: silence
teenup: ok it's fine that you wanted to stay anonymous.
now tell me how beautiful is the "hole-world"
tonda: silence again
teeeup: now tonda, don't bee too rude... just answer my question and i would let you free
tonda: (staring angrily at teenup) made a sound that teenup's ears read something to be crewdk caerewk... teenup didn't know the meaning and there was no oxford dictionary facility either...
teenup: now tonda, i know only telugu and broken english... just because i stay in guajarat doesn't mean i knew hindi or gujarati... since you are a telugu tonda i think you should be good enuf in telugu.
tonda: (mockingly looking at teenup) "qeroer qweruc che"
as soon as teenup's ears read the "che" term teenup knew it was scolding him in gujarati
and his eyes became red
teenup: now tonda, tell me what you have seen there or i would hang you
tonda: (turned face the other way) and tried to escape

this infuriated teenup to the extremes... he definately knew it was a member of TSI (TONDA security INTELLIGENCE) from the neighboring village trying to destroy the world.... so just like indian police accusing everything on the ISI, he accused it and the case is due hearing in the next blog

SunShineSollu (prelude)

Inspired by some mind-blowing BOX-BREAKING "out of the box" thinking by none other than our D-WINE psr, i was once again addicted to blogging, and again this old guy named "he" popped up my window(sorry i think i hav to pronouce that (bee-oh-ex) BOX, saying why are you blogging.

Vexed up with the vexest vexations of this he-vexer i went out and joined the junta sitting under the beautiful sun on a beautiful sun-day morning.
Then i remembered the quiz question... why is a sunday called a sunday?
sunday is a sun-day becoz there is sun on sunday and holiday is called holiday because holi is a holi-day
and then i sat along with them on a fat-rusty pipe outside our wing.
The beings sitting there were named ugnob, kihtrak, iab, gaaal, tuneep and nura and and ragas soon joined them.

(don't go away....will get back to u after a long sleep break)