Defining despotism (the counter-strike way)

"The world is full of despos, despos and more despos" - A despo :P

I am talking about those suresh's, rahul's and chris's who think/dream/talk/read/write/see/hear/act/behave/joke/sense girls, girls and only girls...
Being more of a CS despo than a suresh/rahul/chris kinda despo i'd love to compare these people with some of the guns that we guys have. This comparision's gonna be the way "the gun that suits each kind of despo"..
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Schmidt scout: My favourite gun and my type of despos :P... Too shameless to confess, but true! These are the good guys who just play for the love of the game. They think that they are royal snipers despite their muscle and mental prowess being quite limited. They don't change their persona for a few targets. They just want some one like them to closely pass their way so that they could fire into their hearts. They camp at a nice place, carefully choose their targets and double zoom to concentrate on one target at a time and they believe in their inexisting abilities to do so; therefore end up missing the target that was taken away by one or the other types which are yet to be explained! real "idiots" man!

Machine gun: These are exactly the suresh/rahul/chris types... These are generally found all around the place. Any where in this world, out of the next 5 "other sexes" you encounter, 4 of them are machine guns... These guys have extraordinary vision and terriffic capabilities. They just spam around all their "show offable" traits and for sure, for sure they'll get a good number of targets. The irony in this case is that every target believes that the "machine gunner" didn't spam despite seeing the machine gun in his hand.. As soon as the round is over, these guys start up respamming and this vicious cycle continues. real despos man!

Glock: These are the people who have nothing in them, but still want to heart-shot every woman. It's ok to use a glock in round1 and being a glock in class 10, but when everyone's using magnum's and maverick's, these people still run around the arena's with glocks only to be ignored by team-mates and opponents alike! poor chaps..Alas! god bless their glocks! :P

Deagle: These are the guys who have amazing talent, but this is not just their game, they knew they can take their targets down if they back their deagle with a magnum, but they just don't give a damn!! cool guys these.. real cool maan!

Mavericks and AK's: If 4 out of 5 are machine guns, these constitute the remaining one out of 5. These are the "boy in the neighborhoods" who concentrate real hard on few school/college/neighborhood long time sweethearts and generally end up realising their dreams. "limited prowess, limited but multiple targets, sheer hard work" is their motto...man, i love their love-stories!! :D

Magnum Sniper Rifle: Make way! the gods have arrived... The most powerful/sexy/intellectual genius'. Yes, they are the gods and make their way from any distance. Amazing capabilities, sexy targets and bang! they got them... I pray them boss! pray them!! (and secretly dream to own a magnum one day)

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