A dedication to the dude...

'Only one sweet character in this whole world finds relevance to the character and or incidents mentioned here and that character must be glad that he/she's getting world-famous now :) ; If any other characters too due to some reasons, factual or fictional, find little, some or complete relevance with the character, incidents mentioned here, it is by now clear that you are from a parallel universe for there can be only one dude in a universe and that is our dude!!

The "dude", the protagonist of this post is a concept king. When he's bored, he gets involved in a crazy concept and acts with the smartest (read as shittiest :P) logic of all times... here are a few samples

concept of cold-mind
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" said someone, a century back
"shivering is in the mind of the shiverer" said our dude, a year back;
when a person feels cold, it's not the environment that's actually turned cold, but his mind which for all its sins starts to feel the cold and starts to shiver. If you stop thinking that it's actually cold outside, you feel warm and comfortable. Unbelievable logic! Believe it! i personally tried it during a trip to Simla at -10 degree temperatures and it worked wonders. I almost froze off into an ice-man before i realized the cold-truth

concept of childhood sweet-heart
Manasantha nuvve, potugaadi poem, dude's love story... what's common in all this!
Long-back happened, Long-cherished, Never-forgotten, Still-in-love childhood love stories with the same happy ending!
Who said movies and reality are different. Atleast for some, the movie stories and poem dedications are based on their life stories and these people help maintain such sweet concepts in good shape. Lucky you! you rock dude.

concept of a fake-high
We've heard of fake-votes, fake-org*s, fake-notes, fake marriages etc., etc.,
Ever heard of a fake-high? Our dude can produce that in a jiffy. He drinks with half-a-dozen of his friends and after two pegs, two of his peg-mates are already in a state of flotation alias high. So our dude thinks that if he delays his high for long, others might think that there's some problem with the genetic engineering inside his body and it needs some structural restructuring. Whatever!. so our dude starts acting as if he's on a high. He stands up, falls on the ground, kisses mother earth, talks shit, acts shit and behaves shit-headdish. Next day he comes up and utters in my ear in a low-voice 'That was a faked-high'. I instantly reply with a looks which meant "Everyone knew that :P"

concept of confusing the confused
"Erra lorry, Nalla Lorry, Tella Lorry"... Try repeating these for 10 times in a row.. i'm pretty sure u'll mess up with words. These tongue-twisters are fun.
But there are some advance versions of these tongue-twisters called brain-twisters (very different from brainteasers) which our dude has mastered.
"Nee lanti pani paata leni valla pani paata lenu panulu cheyyataaniki nenu pani paata lekundaa vunnananukunnava" which translates into something like "Do you think i have no work to do the work of you people with no work who do no work" (this line misses the punch in the original line) which further translates into "@#$%@#&@#$%@#$%@#$%" when interpreted by the mind.
He's one confused soul trying in a confused manner to confuse the other non-confused souls and ends up confusing himself further! A confusing logic from a confused soul. Now stop getting confused :)


concept of wishing theorems
"Give respect and take respect" said once an old man with gray hair.
And our dude is a staunchent follower of this mantra. He goes to the extent of wishing the theorems and algorithms in text book before exams as he expects them to do him favors during exams. While going through them, every now and then he raises his eyebrows wishing it "hey recursive algorithm, how do you do" or "hi, NP is a subset of P, long time, no see.. where have u been" etc., etc., and he says that they do good for him in exams. Splendid, studious, stupendous... or is that just SIMPLY STUPID? :p