chubby cheeks......(rhymes)

preludu:
Yesterday evening i was travelling in this 10n number tyred vehicle people spell as "tea are yeah eye yen"
There sat a chick (f-19-telugu) in the berth adjacent to my berth...As usual i started "thief-looks" at her...

she to me...rhyme1:
puneet, puneet
yes, my crush
staring at me
no my crush
telling lies
yes my crush
open your heart
it's you you you


I asked her:
rhyme#2:
chubby cheeks..
dimple chin...
sexy lips...
eyes have glasses..
what a figure...
Who are you?

and then evil came in the form of a middle-aged dark-complexioned, long noxed, semi-bald, pot-bellied man.
He came in and seized that seat from her as if she had been sitting on his throne...
**** that *******.

Missing the AIM @ AIMCATS

After blogging twice in a day(probably for the first time) history was not at all with me this day...

symptoms of failure in its way:
- Couldn't find the words that could rhyme with CAT(read previous blog to better understand this line)
- My mom forced to bath before going to the exam (which obviously is a baaaad omen)
- Vijayawada TIME girls are better than what i thought they would be;This point needs to be emphasized more i guess:
2 weeks ago, just 2 weeks ago two gujju beauties were sitting right in front of me and i still managed to get my flukes right at that time
but, few hours ago, just a few hours ago, a few vijayawada TIME girls sat not in front of me, but all around me...not exactly around, but ther aura spread all around me like poison...
I was attempting DI, it(the aura) was there
I was attempting QA, it was there
I was trying to attempt VA, it was there
I was trying to read the passages, it was there
I was looking at the key, it was not there
It's gone!! where...it's hid in the inner depths of my heart.
It came, It stayed and i'm conquered.
There ended the story of a king who went conquer a CAT but ended being conquered by sheer beauty...

And then i decided, i will write the next two AIMCAT'S as well in vij only :P

All for the library book

lost is the feeling for the library book
The lost feeling for the library book
The feeling for the lost library book

Had i known which one of the above is gramatically correct i would(sry...might) have crossed the cutoff in the AIMCAT...
But then the truth is always bitter and harsh...
Till date neither do i know which one of the above is gramatically correct nor could i find my lost library book...
As i sat on the terrace and stared at the blue sky, green grass, black wires, white poles, stray dogs, smooching couples, toiling farmers, flying birds, rhyming words started to blurt out...

I took a book
that i never gave a look
it was safe in a nook
until one day i have to look
and scream oh f**k
where is the book
till date, i neither fou...
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ERROR 912: NO RHYMING WORDS FOUND TO CONTINUE

neway, i have to face the harsh truth...
falling short of rhyming words
failing to the return the books
falling and failing to cross cutoffs

but, that was all yesterday and today is spent repenting for that yesterday...
And now that i have no books to return and more cutoffs to clear tommorrow, words start to rhyme again

There are these AIMCAT'S
After which people run around like mad RAT'S
These exams instill more fear than BLACK CATS
I thought of other exams like the GMAT'S
but again.......
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ERROR 912: NO RHYMING WORDS FOUND TO CONTINUE

Oh no...not again...wherez my quant material :O:(:(:(

India tour at 501/-

Only less than a week ago i was struck with this brillinat idea of starting a tourist agency that shows whole of india for just 501/-.
Though the tour of india was my own brainchild, the price tag of 501/- was inspired from none other than our visionary shri. Dhirubhai Ambani who stole the hearts and pockets of nearly 501 thousands of people with the 501 offer.

Under mentioned are the salient features of the scheme:
-your trip will be of 2 days and 1 night(starting frm ahmedabad and ending in chennai)
-you will travel in one of the most renowned trains(the navjeevan express)oops! superfast express.
-I will be with you only for 27 hours and you can utilize the remaining 9 hours to get hands on experience on experiencing india before falling prey to chennai baabus
-You will be carrying a general ticket but will be travelling in reservation compartment and also as per the new railway schemes, if ac 3-tier is free you can as well be accomodated in it.
-You can relish the myriad variety of indian dishes free of cost*
(*includes bread-omlet at ahd station, dal rice at bhusawal, rail khaana at akola, idli at warangal and sambhar rice at chennai)
ps: Make sure you carry 1 10 rupee note(for the male-female category)

for more information reply this post...

stay glued...more offers to be released soon...

Timing your prayer

Partly this post is an attempt to avoid "hindi-song torture" threat that was posed by deep-guevera and partly for still the memories of world cup (both good and mostly bad ) haunt me when i sleep on the terrace closer to our 48"(didn't measure the exact size) TV...
The day when france ousted brazil while i sat on the terrace and saw the match despite having a nebulous view, just in order that i can look up to the sky and pray to gods easily...But none of my prayers answered...
And post-match i prayed against france or rather pro-portugal (since it ousted england and made the campus a peaceful place) and neither were those prayers heard. Only lately did i find out that god stays in a far far away place called heaven and it takes time for prayers to reach him...so in the final, my prayers, made a weeek or so before were answered...So next time on have a schedule with you, if possible measure the time that will be taken and pray at the right time to expect the right results... The timing is so important because gods have so many requests and as a result are prone to what techies call "bufffer overflow error" and as a result old prayers might be discarded...so next time on pray at the right times or pray when no one else is praying.

"Good Old" zizou is no more

9th july 2006, the day that saw the demise of the "good old" tag for one of "the greatest" in the history of the game. First impression may well be the best impression but last impressions are the ones that are remembered for ever. A few days down zidane is remembered more for his "sieze ram style" header right into the chest of materizzi(my toungue gets wangled up when i try to pronounce this name) and ofcourse, quiet obviously materizzi fell to the ground making no attempts to balance himself.
Some say materizzi provoked zidane, he might well have done it. But there are other ways to deal with such incidents other than ramming into opponents chests.
Atleast bald head-experienced zizou should have known this. From now on, more than being remembered for his double header that brought france their maiden-world cup eight years ago, more than his scintillating footballing skills, more than his twice golden boot acheivement, more than his (once or twice..i don't remember the exact number) player of the year tag, he is remembered more for his infamouse red card in 2006 finals which didn't help france's cause either as italy ran home with the cup.
There has been severe criticism from the french press that a red was given even if neither the referree nor his assistant spotted it, but FIFA confirmed it stating that the 4th umpire has seen it with his eyes but not in TV replays. Instead of delving into the veracity of the FIFA's statements the disgraceful act of zidane should be punished under any means. so the zinadine zidane who came in as zinadine zidane has transformed into a zizou and then earned the tag "good old" which he incidentally threw away in his last match.

The beautiful game

"Beauty is in the eye of the onlooker" said some one named anonymous.
But the beauty of this beautiful game is always beautiful...The above statement is as true as confusing it is.
For those who don't know what the beautiful game is
It is the game played by humans with the world in an 8-inch diameter(courtesy espn)
It is the game that enlightened and rejoiced more lives than those it destroyed(one being mine :( )
It is the game that made me pay 10bucks for a TV repair..(I would prefer enjoy it with friams bought from that 10 bucks)
It is the game that made me sit back on a weird shaeped tubes of 2 months and made my father's pocket leaky(not once but twice did this 8-inched moster puncture my dad's pocket)
Despite all this this is the game i love the most and many would prefer the "i" to be replaced my "many" so that they could fit in as well.

Yesterday's final was just a "complete" display of "the game" and i guess someone(there are many) who are seeing football for the first time could not ask for more....they've definately got more than what they wanted....They can go 60 years down in a time machine and boast with their great-grand children..."you know i saw a world cup final match"
Ofcourse it was a final match and so it was pitted to be a nerve-wrecking match that turned out to be the other way round(not exactly, but still...) It ate nearly 150 minutes of my valuable time.(I would have dreamt of hell lot of dreams in this time). OH shit! why did i say ate??? I am feeling hungry...will continue in next post...

Why brazil lost

I have been recently flodded by this (of course chain mail) with subject why brazil lost!!! It carried footage of good old roberto carlos,
the carlos who can take free kicks at 120kmph
the carlos whose thigh measures the same as my waist
the carlos who is probably the world's only defending striker
yeah...i am talking about the banana free-kick carlos
this carlos was standing with his hands on his knees while zidane is taking the free-kick and our cool oscar award winning actor thierry henry, fresh from his award winning performance against spain managed to easily pass through this old boy near the far-post and put that in...Dota player might prefer to call that "CHOOS THAT IN"
neway, brazil lost and that means we have to wait for 4 more years and then there would be no carlos...so is it brazil's cup in 2010...let's see....