What can you do if....

The keyboard works awesomely wrong and you get a w++ when u type a w
(This seems a crazy case, but yes! it is a true case)
- kick it, smash it
- kiss it, cuddle it
- intoxicate it (preferably scotch if the keyboard's a costly one)
- blame it on moon (since it was vinayaka chavithi)
- add a "-" after every plus to negate the effect
- spell w as uu.. after w is double u
- go for a version fallback (w++ could have been a modified version of w like c++ for c)
- Define w in your keyboard as a static key (then it's value can't be
increased to w++)
- get w out of redcross ('+' is the symbol for red-cross and proabably w is a new volunteer wearing the badge
- Get a dozen sumos load of shouting and sword rotating rowdys from karampudi to seperate the love-struck couple w and +
- last and probably the worst of all.. call the service center

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You see a girl and you like her.. but she's french
- Grow a french beard
- Go watch french kiss (for those "who thought something else" folks, it's a romantic classic starring meg ryan)
- write your name with a dash over every e and pronouce d as dhhh
- go and say "nenu ninnu premisthunnanu".. If she asks to repeat, tell her el neno ninno el premisthunnano.. This time, just walk away.. don't wait for the reaction
- Learn to eat pasta without hand-picking out that sticky material that glues to your mouth
- just say "irava mupiambre ____".. fill ___ with whatever u want to ask her.. "irava mupambre means it's better to take" as far as my french knowledge goes :D
- get her out on a walk in the rain and write a poem on her... believe me! it works.. after all, french and drench rhyme (use wrench, bench, clench, trench in case u fall short of rhyming words :P)
- be prepared to wear 1-2" soles (average french female height exceeds the average indian male height by the number of medals india's going to get in next olympics)
- last but by far the best option, forget her and get some indian girl on track!