Hang on!! Am not another sport critic/patriotic indian celebrating Bindra's gold.
The other day i was slightly inspired seeing Usain bolt strike the track for the second time and leave everyone dumbstruck with his lighning speed. And unfortunately my dad also sees him run and sees the slight spark of inspiration in my eyes and he was like..
dad: No use sitting here and watching them. It takes years of practice to even go there.
me: Years of struggle for 20 (sry.. 19.30 seconds to be more precise!).. what a poor time sense.
dad stares angrily (he knew i would never run a sprint in olympics)
me (sitting there thinking if there's someway i can be in olympics) and suddenly this idea strikes me.
I recall the hardships i've gone through during the day
- woke up at 9 after mom splashes water on my face for the third time
- Tooth brush sits on my bedside with paste well adorned over it
- Breakfast and a bottle of water ready as soon as i come out
- As i finish my breakfast and relax, a pillow automatically covers my back and the fan starts to rotate without me even wishing for it.
- The tv switches on and the channels swap till i say "stop"
- The same cycle repeats as if it's the rule of the nature
awesome!! ladies and gentleman presenting to you youngest gold-medalist from india (@21), the reigning world record holder for the longest hibernation (9 days in december 2007) and the gold-medalist of 2008 beijing men's heavy weight lazy bugger.. "ME" :D
pour in your congratulations in the form of comments... Afterall i've struggled 21 years learning to be lazy and believe me it's super tough, but thanks to my parents, buddies and above all my lazy spirit for helping me acheive this miraculous feat. I promise that i'd never let u down and bring in more honors for me and my country in the future. Jai hind! good night!!
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if the people to give a medal for a lazy bugger were just as or more lazy...u cudnt even get ur medal :P :D well, thank god poeple who read ur blog aren't... u see, i just commented...and my atoms cud take the strain of arranging themselves ;)
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