name : TONDALAKI URI SIKSHA :
ENGLISH : HANG SENTENCE FOR THE LIZARD :
of alll the people SITTING there tuneep is the ____ fellow... he doesn't even know how to spell his name. he even doesn't know his name should be spelt as teenup.
k, he starts his story first and here it goes in a typical "follow the white rabbit" style...
one day teenup and his childhood pal are sitting on the shore of the canal in his village. He had seen a coloured "tonda" (english people pronounce it lizard) and he followed it until it went into a hole. teenup is too huge to fit into the hole and so he waited outside the hole. then he recalled all the beauty Alice had seen after getting following the rabbit and waited for the "tonda" to come out and narrate what is inside. So, as soon as the "tonda" came out of the hole he caught it shouting "aaha! there you are, i got u b****". holding it firmly in his hands he asked it in a soothing tone
teenup: now tonda, what is your name
tonda: silence
teenup: ok it's fine that you wanted to stay anonymous.
now tell me how beautiful is the "hole-world"
tonda: silence again
teeeup: now tonda, don't bee too rude... just answer my question and i would let you free
tonda: (staring angrily at teenup) made a sound that teenup's ears read something to be crewdk caerewk... teenup didn't know the meaning and there was no oxford dictionary facility either...
teenup: now tonda, i know only telugu and broken english... just because i stay in guajarat doesn't mean i knew hindi or gujarati... since you are a telugu tonda i think you should be good enuf in telugu.
tonda: (mockingly looking at teenup) "qeroer qweruc che"
as soon as teenup's ears read the "che" term teenup knew it was scolding him in gujarati
and his eyes became red
teenup: now tonda, tell me what you have seen there or i would hang you
tonda: (turned face the other way) and tried to escape
this infuriated teenup to the extremes... he definately knew it was a member of TSI (TONDA security INTELLIGENCE) from the neighboring village trying to destroy the world.... so just like indian police accusing everything on the ISI, he accused it and the case is due hearing in the next blog
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