hibernation: defined as 'the act OR RATHER THE ART of retiring into inactivity;
ever wondered how to master this art of hibernation:
here is the 5-step model that acts as a complete idiot's guide to perfect hibernation:
a) choose a freeezing environment!
b) buy a nice thick razai (comforter)
c) have nothing in your mind except a single motto
d) the motto should be "sleep, chat, do something, do nothing, but don't come out of the bed"
e) don't let your mind to work, put it to complete and perfect sleeep!!
THERE u go... follow these steps with utmost determination and dedication and you are assured to acheive the highest levels of comfort mankind could ever experience.
ps: The author has received a diploma with gold medal in practicing and teaching this art! He also has 4 years of experience in this field and is an active promoter of this art!! Right now he just came out of hibernation after 7 days and is posting his experience in this post :P
for more detailed and customised hibernation guide call him, or scrap him.... :D
ps to daiictians: once psr wrote a similar post on hairloss n he got replies asking him if he was a hair specialist.. so me too trying to promote my new startup on lines of ravishankar's "the art of living" ... hope i would get lotsa similar replies.... :P
