For those who heard of the name chottaudaipur : go ahead!!
for others: Screw you guys! go home!! (eric style ;))
Any names, incidents mentioned here are real and true with a high probability and bear close resemblence with one of you currently in iiit, infy, mindtree, palakol, karimnagar, lucknow, florida, anywhere or with those who have done thier rural internships in chotaudaipur. It is in your best interest to identify yourself with one of these persons. All complaints, rantings etc., will be happily entertained.
chapter 1:
roll no.1 : Both of us share names, sizes and bald heads. I must confess, though with a sense of defeat that he's the superior version of me. This dude is the reason i am still writing this coz he put his leg in the path of me (rather 20 of us) and a ghastly accident and he himself got his leg injured by balancing the jeep to save us all from a jeep-fall.
chapter 2:
Simply : (bagground muzic) "THE DUDD IS HERE, but who cares!". ok, history says 'A bunch of ppl from a college arrived at a place for summer internship and there is one guy who fought with only one person on one day. But then since they ran out of persons and he has no one to fight with, their internship was cut short and he was sent back home so that he could find new people to fight with'. Some of the chapters in this story include a fight with Dpalli over the fact that he too knew foul words being unaware of his inexistent foul word database, a fight with palakol over why palakol included simply's name in a usual "made-up" story, a fight with LC over love, lust and it's cyberspace realities, a fight with me over the ethics of dobbudu and the greatest of them all being a fight with tarochi over the lineage of hitler. It is during this history lesson that i happened to befriend our story lead. At 5'2, with piercing looks and great hair this guy is one hell of a casanova. All the tribals over there were mad after this guy. But this guy is mad after some one and this some one ran away to lucknow (we'll come to this later). One notable saying of this guy that will be etched on the manuscripts of chotaudaipur history is "pani paata lekunda pani pata leni panulu cheyyataaniki nenu nee laaga pani paata lekundaa lenu raa". If u get to meet this person some time, don't ask him the meaning, ask him to repeat this!! I bet he get confused, scolds you and finally blushes :P
chapter 3:
Palkol : (background music) "The dude is here.. and everyone runs". Just 1 year in daiict, he left his footprint everywhere. Everyone knows this guy and yes he makes sures that everyone knows him and the best part is he succeeds in doing so.
His sprint while chasing the cricket ball was unmatchable. His face becomes red, his hands move up and down gracefully as his 6-pack abs bounce vigorously reminding me of mahesh babu chase scene in athadu.. The batsmen run 2 runs, he's chasing the ball, 3 runs, still chasing, 4, yeah.. still chasing, 5, stilll...6, he gets the ball, concentrates on the stumps and throws. hurray!!! overthrow 4 runs.. the opponents win.
It was actually this guy's idea to put up shaadi.com, Being a gifted and natural businessman he modestly agrees that he was inspired by palakol pellilla perayya and decided to computerise marriages. But then during our internship, his competitors tapped all his confidential information as he gave unending lectures to the poor fellow interns over the marriage system in south india, tips, tricks and stories(created them if they didn't exist), and what not. And the next day shaadi.com was launched.
chapter 4:
urs truly : (background music)"The dude is here.. man, he's a real fata**". This guy in his opinion is the no.1 contender for the post of eric cartman after eric tarcman quits his job (if at all). He stays awake after everyone has slept, thanks to anu's soothing short stories, gazing into the stars and thinking of some nasty advertising concepts. The next day he proudly says them to all and he's so dumb that he blushes as others sarcastically make fun of his ideas. His stomach is so huge, still so bad that he suffered for 2 days after having a light meal of 3 plates of panipuri, 3 omlets and 4 boiled eggs. People were afraid to sit in the same jeep as he does, thanks to his senseless, spiritless forumla 1 commenty of chotaudaipur jeeps. He saw some one in a car 12 days into the internship and spent the remaining 22 days dreaming about her. He's such a fata** that he wants to write so little about others and so much about himself :D
confession: yes, this attempt is an imitation of bai krishna's work!! Afterall he's my guru!!!
Titles of the upcoming chapters: lc, tarochi, pope and ma$$, Dpalli, dubai seth, a failed captain, drowned and still alive, the logic is here, any one missing...
