puneet sri sri mahaprasthaanam khonnie :P

statutory warning: ONLY people with knowledge of telugu may proceed further... Strong literature admirers (like KTR etc.,) and others may proceed at their own risk...
original link:
http://www.eenadu.net/sahithyam/display.asp?url=prasthanam.htm
above is the link of mahaprasthanam by mahanubhaavudu sri sri

below is my khoonied version: :P

talavanchuku raasthunnava nestam
selavantoo ee classni vadili
kalaposhana konasagakapoga
mba chaduvu baruvu baruvu kaaga
atu choosthe, itu choosthe evaroo
chiru navvu, cheyootha ivvaka
andariki chaduvu dhyasa, aasayala ghosha
neee sukumaarapu hrudayaniki gayam chesthe
atu pothe, itu pothe antha
andari kallallo lakshyalani choosi
nee okkadike levana vedanatho, baadhalatho
vekki vekki edusthoo raasthunnava, nestham!
chaduvula purugulu mesale ee
dushta lokam lo nilabadaleka
siggutho taladinchukni raasthunnava, nestham!
chirunavvulanevi ika levani talasthoo
adugaduguna ponchi vunde
aneka quizzulatho
answerlu teliyani questionlu pette
okkokka professor latho nindina
ee dusta samrajyam loki
denni vetukkuntoo vellavoi, nestham!
entha anyayamaipoyaavoi, nestham!
enni aasalu nee meeda pettukuni
enni kalalu nee gurinchi kani
anne tannesaava nestham!
entha daarunam chesavayya nestham!
B-wing corridor lo manam inkaa
ninna kaaka monna maatladuthunnatte vundhi...
SAC groundni
kalakala laadinchina nee aata
kanapadakunda karigipoyindhaa inthatlone
Gandhinagar veedhullona manam
udayam sooryudu vacche daaka tiragatam
gnapakam vunda?
Mess pakkana godugula kinda manam
annee chicken biryanilenaa tindhi?
CAT ye samasthamu anukuni
tindi, aata leka
ekkada vunnamo, ekkadaki pothamo teliyani
aavesamtho,
chukkalalo choosthoo sollu koduthoo
GRE raasukuntananna ninnu
rekkapatti nilabetti lokam
ennenni mockcat lu raapinchi
ennenni dushphalithaalu choopinchi
aasalaku teralanu, kalalaku pogalanu kappi
sapinchindho, sikshinchindo manalni
tudaku ninnu visha valayam loniki laagi,
nidraku samayamu lekundaa chesi,
kanneellanu, aananda baashpalu gaa talimpajesi
gundello guggillapu dhoomamvesi
manasuni prasnalatho nimpi
talachukunnappudalla,
tanuvulo, manasulo
ari veera bhayamkara
bhavishyatthunni kallakkattinattu coospisthoo
ekkadaku vellipaddavayya nuvvu
entha mosapoyaavayya nuvvu
evaru dukhincharule nestham! nee jeevitham lo aanandam pothe
edho nenu, aaruguru snehithulu tappa
library addalu viragakundaane vunnayi!
classullo cheppe paatalu
sajaavugaane saaguthunnayi!
presentationla samayamlo evaroo
choodanu kooda choodarule nee vaipu!
evari panulalo vallu
evari tondaralo vallu
evariki kavali nestham!
emaipothenem nuvvu!
evvaroo nee anandam gurinchi aalochinchadamledhule!
evariki kavali nestham!
kaagitham meeda raasina kavithalu karuvaithe
kanapadani vottidi ninnu kabalisthe
andani gradelu ninnu mantristhe! niyantristhe!
evariki kaavali nee aanadam!
emaipothenem nuvvu!
maa BC classki mottam hazaru!
maa chaduvu memu chadvukuntunnamu
maa kalaposhananku sidhilaalu migilaayi
maa chetilona pustakala vale!
mammalni nuvvu polchukolevule nestham!
ledhu nestham, ledhu!
nee prabhavam mammalni vadalaledhu
nirutsahanni jayinchatam
aanandallo viharinchatam
neevallane nerchukunnamu!!
parikshala dobbudu maaku telusu
bhayam ledhule ainappatiki
naa gradele oka udaharana
naa jeevithame oka oravadi!
ninna modalettina poratam
nedu konasaaginchaka tappatledhu!
kaavuna ee niraasa samayamlo
ee kavithanu pooristhunnanu!
ikkada koorchuni nenu
ivaala kavithalu raasthunnanu
andulo ee raasthunna ee satyam
aalochinchu nestham!
ilaa choodu nee bhavishyatthu
idhe naa maha prasthaanam!