U.P goes to U.P

Finally all the cattie things are over for good and the callie things are back to bang!
U.P has to go to U.P to finish of the callies. So he starts at apnu amdavad and reaches after some fast forwards to java's very own hometown shaharanpur.
Chilling cold, words freezing as they come out of the mouth!!!
Adding fuel to fire are the legendary PJ's of P_i_a_h__
A meek 40 odd kg rickshaw puller was assigned the task of dragging me and P of Pj fame to Java's house. Some how, just some how the rickshaw puller succeeded. We reached, spoke some sing language with the people in hindi (poor chaps, they knew only hindi), had a nice dinner and off we go to sleep. Next day we were sitting in a bus as we are supposed to shift our bases to haridwar. "secularism" has been something that quite confuses me. But there is this place in the way where a temple and a mosque were located side by side without even a wall seperating them...Good! india is developing i was about to think, but was surprised to see yet another spectacle. There was a biiig bridge and on one side there were all farms. I was wondering why do one want to build a bridge above farms. To sow seeds and fertilizers easily atop the bridge?? On the other side there was water. Ok... i too didn't understand what it was! May be some sort of Macro Dam-irrigation project. Finally, we reached ganga and changed history. History says that whoever takes a dip in ganga will be purified of all their sins... But lucky ganga! i took a dip in it and it was purified of all its sins :P...whatever the water was too cold to take a dip...so i just spilled 2 drops over my head, 3 over my face and retruned back... After some jajjinakari janari at the interviews am back to coll...