I spelled the title right...that's how u have to pronounce what is normally "shit man"
Actually i've been forced to wait for long before writing this partly because either not enuf shit is happening or there is too much shit to choose from...
I guess now the time has come to shit abt. some shit especially after recalling the saying from our supernatural chris who once quoted
"WHAT EVER HAPPENS IN THIS WORLD...WE'RE THE ONES WHO WILL BE FACING THE SHITTY CONSEQUENCES"
those who all recite this saying thrice are eligible to be one among those mentioned in the above saying.....
so watz the shit thatz really happening
as a matter of fact...nothing.., but due to some shit happening in a shitty place, shit is still happening here with me, with the one standing beside me(sagar), and even with the man "with a saying"...chris
wondering what all this is?
ok...listen let me tell u how it all happens
Steve Irwin, "the crocodile hunter" dies in a crazy accident. No, its not a crazy accident.
The fish or some subset of "pisces" category is in a hurry to shit and this fellow Irwin stopped it in the middle to capture it on his cam...It was really pissed off and thereafter the crocodiles lived happily.
But the media persons haven't. They published news all over in all papers. And these CAT aspirants from India, most of whom haven't even seen Irwin, got interested by this article and started reading newspapers...so what happens? It's an easy guess...every one gets better marks in rc...then in AIMCAT's..people like fail to find any reason to continue with belling the CAT mission and play dota and end up getting a percentile that failed to see any rise in it's life time....
Wait! It didn't end there... since dota single players are boring, sagar plays and spectates along with me, and it has turned into a habit for him, as a result he is spectating anything and everything[:P]...one more person added into the shitted list
It's not over yet! The divine chris is a victim as well... He went to home, when he was just about to sleep, he has seen this article about Irwin. Being very kind and caring, he felt touched and went to the hall, switched on the light and started reading abt it...Then a chicken guinea mosquito which just ate chicken, had a stomach upset and went to shit in the open as it was dark, as abhay switched on the light, the mosquito felt embarrased as abhay exposed him while he was shitting in the open. The mosquito became angry and bit him, poor chris...one week and still going...
so! so...shidddddddd maaaan...
ps: This is just one out of countless number of ways in which one incident somewhere effects everyone of you and me....
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